• In the age old argument of “why can’t you just cover?” when it comes to breastfeeding, there’s always some idiot in the audience that says “well I don’t walk around with my penis out!” that really brings the dumb to another level….so I figured I’d address this. Is a breast a sexual organ? It CAN be used in the heat of the moment for sexual stimulation? Why? Probably because men[...]

  • I’m going to start this off with a public service announcement: WOMEN – Don’t be with a man that you don’t want your son to become and you don’t want your daughter to marry. There are far too many women in this world who have absolutely no concept of their self worth. Lets make a list. The following list is a list of “shit your husband wouldn’t do if he[...]

  • I remember thinking that I needed to get on a normal schedule, while I was pregnant, because the baby was going to want to get up early in the morning. My late nights needed to be put to an end and turned in for early mornings. I’m stupid. I forgot that babies don’t care what time it is, they sleep when they want to sleep, and my baby? My baby[...]

  • 1. You do not need to supplement with formula at the hospital just because your milk hasn’t come in yet. Your baby’s stomach is tiny and all t needs to fill it is the little bit of nutrient-rich colostrum that your body is making. 2. How much you pump has no correlation to how much your baby is getting when he or she is on your boob. As moms, we[...]

  • We’re all looking for an easy answer, some handbook to tell us all how we’re supposed to do it. How you avoid raising the kids on scared straight, and how to keep your sanity in the process. The secret? It’s not about YOU. Something I notice about new moms and especially moms of young kids, is that it’s all about what they’re doing for their child. Whether or not they’re[...]

  • If you’re a mom and you’ve hung out with other moms or perused an online forum or Facebook group dedicated to pregnancy and parenthood, you’re probably aware that motherhood is in contention to become the next full-contact Olympic sport. Motherhood has become a knock down drag out fight about who does it right, who does it the best, and how many fingers can be pointed at everyone doing it “wrong”.[...]

  • I always envy those women all done up with fake eyelashes applied perfectly….so I tried it. After successfully gluing one eye shut and putting the other lash on completely crooked, I realized that….no normal person has time for this ****. So a mom friend of mine turned me on to “fiber lashes”. Of course my reaction was, “ain’t nobody got time for that.” But she told me that it’s applied[...]

  • Today, when a breastfeeding mother asked Delta Airlines (via twitter) what their breastfeeding policy was, she was stunned when this was their response. “Unfortunately, you are not able to breast feed if you don’t have a cover up. I’m sorry.” was their response. Then when the customer told them that she needed to feed her baby on her 6 hour flight, they suggested that she pump and bring it on[...]

  • No one wants to have to explain to their child that breasts aren’t just for sex. (But we can explain heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, hell we’ll even make a song about it!) “Heaaaad, shoulders knees, and toes, knees, and toes. Boobies, boobies are made for feeding, made for feeding.” @TheRealHeatherC

  • Being an ERF (Extended Rear Facing) mom is becoming more and more popular. Most moms ultimately decided to do it after doing research on the benefits to the child in the case of an accident, but now, even state legislatures are beginning to catch on and many have actually required or extended the period of time that a child needs to be rear facing while in a car seat. Below[...]

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